n. A means of bringing an unruly drunk under control by grabbing his hair and bouncing his head off the bar, twice.
That guy last night was wasted enough to take a swing at the bouncer; they had to give him the old two-tap.
by chitownriverscum September 15, 2009
When one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his knob twice on the exposed left ass cheek. Before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.
"I was doing her doggie and I gave her a good ol' two tap, Tap Tap Tap-a-roo"
by Tim Wallace May 22, 2007