Two-Headed water snake

The act of swimming silently benith an unsuspecting woman, then grabbing the victims nipples hard and dragging her to her underwater grave.

Jimmy : did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Someone gave her a two-headed water snake!

Walter : fuck it dude let's go bowling.

by BigBananaTarzan May 31, 2016

Two-headed cock muncher

A flaming homosexual that munches on cock.

Zac efron is a two-headed cock muncher.

by The real slim Nandy March 17, 2008

windy as a two-headed queer

1. Used to describe especially windy conditions. Compares high wind speeds to the perceived, or stereotypical, talkativeness of a male homosexual. Times two. Offensive to some homosexuals without a sense of humor.

Jay: How is the weather there?"
Bob: "The sun is shining, but it's windy as a two-headed queer."

by jcodya December 22, 2009

two foot head

a man with a disproportionately large head. may also have enormous feet.

Don Bysouth: two foot head

by Suzettah October 15, 2008

Two-Headed Coomb

Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.

It's a Two-Headed Coomb!
The Two-Headed Coomb has never held the bloody hammer.

by The Coomb Hunter June 1, 2011

Tassie Two Head

Native of Tasmania, usually products of inbreeding.

How does the Tassie Two Head boy know his mothers got her period? Cause his brothers cock tastes like blood!

by Yoyo Wanabanana September 19, 2019

Two-headed turkey

When a spectator of two people performing fellatio on a double ended dildo, or one of the involved parties themselves, grabs the middle of the dildo and slams it back and forth, forcing the participants to both to make turkey gobbling sounds.

Last night they were going so hard with that double-ended dildo that they were gobblin' like a two-headed turkey.

by EssPea October 3, 2023