Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.
Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?
Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.
Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?
Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.
Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
by A Silvz February 22, 2009
The world's first viral Sheisse video.
Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.
Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.
(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")
Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".
Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....
Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"
Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."
... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...
Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."
Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
by atlasfugged December 7, 2007
by BenM666 January 9, 2008
by biggyfofilly November 14, 2007
A Video clip circulating the internet that depicts two girls involved in a sex act. Initially looks like a typical piece of girl-on-girl porn until one girl shits in a cup. Both girls then eat from the cup and procede to puke on each other.
by Gene Bryant November 2, 2007
A video of two girls that shit in a cup and then eat until they are sick on eachother, and it makes tubgirl.com look like a fukin holiday to disney land
''I watched two girls one cup and I am now gay, with my dog, and we have half human half puppy puppies and still it aint half as sick as this video''
by JimC6 November 26, 2007
the most disgusting shit ever
its a video showing a girl shitting in a cup and another bitch eats the shit up
its something that you know you shouldn't watch and yet you watch it anyway
and it will hunt u for ever!!
its a video showing a girl shitting in a cup and another bitch eats the shit up
its something that you know you shouldn't watch and yet you watch it anyway
and it will hunt u for ever!!
some guy watching two girls one cup:awwwwwwww fuckkkk wt the hell is thissss
same guy: why am i still watching this shit!!
can't believe i watched the whole thing
same guy: why am i still watching this shit!!
can't believe i watched the whole thing
by lil-MoE January 29, 2009