Spreading your woman's vaginal lips apart with one hand and rapidly rubbing two fingers (preferably lubricated) across her clit until orgasm. Can be used in conjuction with a finger(s) inserted in the vagina and/or anus.
Missy came so hard when I gave her a Two Finger Susie with my thumb in her ass, she squirted like a pressure washer and passed out.
by Smilin' Bob July 17, 2008
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Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.
Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!
by airbiscuit November 14, 2008
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The act of using only the middle and index fingers, while bending the other fingers at the second knuckle, and with the palm facing the signer mean "fuck you" in the United Kingdom.

The "two-fingered salute", also known as "the two" and as "The Vicky" in the West of Scotland, is commonly performed by flicking the V upwards from wrist or elbow.
The assistant professor lectured today. We gave her the two finger salute and left the class.
by michami January 12, 2010
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When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.
"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"
by 2 legit April 8, 2007
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A pose where someone is putting up 2 fingers means they are madly in love with you
Did you see her with two fingers up in that photo? Yeah bro she wanna give you a big ass kiss
by Xl987532667800 June 6, 2022
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The space between a girls legs, just below her vagina, where a man can slide two fingers between her legs. This is the perfect amount of space, meaning the girl has nice legs and a nice vagina.
Did you see that girl in the bikini, she had an awesome two finger space.
by Piazza December 21, 2011
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When fingering a girl, the action of using the index and ring fingers to open her up--which can be on the surface or after insterting the two fingers--allowing for the insertion of middle finger
I gave her the two finger split
by futballa November 3, 2007
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