damp

Another word for vagina

I got me a taste of the damp last night!

by airbiscuit December 17, 2008

applesauce

When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.

Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.

by airbiscuit December 22, 2008

Two-Finger Hanky

Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.

Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!

by airbiscuit March 30, 2009