Instead of using a handkerchief, you use the index and middle fingers to blow your nose.
Dude, that guy just leaned over the curb and shot a two-finger hanky!
Another word for vagina
I got me a taste of the damp last night!
When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
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