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titration position 

When you grab your girl and make her do a handstand so you can get easy access to the poon then spread her legs. Next whip out your dick and your sodium hydroxide and drop some of that shit into her pus til it aint stank no more and its a nice salmon pink.
Man 1: "DId you hit it last night?"
Man 2: "Yeah, but that shit was acidic af so I had to use the titration position on that bitch"
Man 1: "NIceee, Dude!"
titration position by BigDicNic November 20, 2016
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twitterate 

Adj. Literate in Twitter-speak; able to use Twitter.
Doug: Hey man, did you see my last tweet?
Tom: Nah, sorry dude, I'm still not twitterate.
twitterate by UD Phwoar July 26, 2011

twitterfatigue 

Inability to get motivated to tweet on a regular basis.
I have not tweeted in a more than a week. I'm suffering from twitterfatigue.
twitterfatigue by lawlygagger October 17, 2010

twituperation 

Twitter attack with harsh, often insulting language.
@Beaker gave @ruv a severe twituperation for being a clown over the open cloud manifesto.

twitteratti 

The twitteratti have taken over the Mission district with the artisan coffee and beer.
twitteratti by Joidviv October 8, 2017

Twitterati 

The Tweet elite, whose feeds attract thousands of followers and whose 140-character spews capture the attention of the rapt who doggedly monitor them.
The Twitterati have simultaneously raised and abased communication to the level of simian savants.
Twitterati by rob reinalda February 13, 2009

Twitcrastinate 

the act of mindfully wasting time while on Twitter.
I have so much work to do but instead I'm going to Twitcrastinate for a few more hours.