textaphobic 

Having an aversion to all forms of text, specifically text messages.

Matt: Why did you just text message me when you were two feet away?
Brian: You're so textaphobic.

textaphobic by Democratic Banana Republic May 1, 2009

Tweetaphobic 

1. A person who is unable or unwilling to be shown how to tweet on Twitter. Most often a technologically challenged individual, usually associated with advanced age.

2. The complete fear of Twitter or anything associated with it.

Teen: My dad is such a tweetaphobic! He doesn't even have a cell phone!!!! HE IS SO 50's!!!!!

Tweetaphobic by Tweetalicious x99 April 26, 2009

Twitaholic

Someone who is obsessed with Twitter

She spends most of her time tweeting, she's a Twitaholic

Twitaholic by sooficarballo January 6, 2012

Twilophobic 

Anti-Twilight; the fear of Twilight fangirls and fanboys; hates Twilight in general.

Two Examples. Both Dialouge.
1. "So Ashley, what do you truly believe in? What do you stand up for?"
"I'm Anti-Twilight."
"What? 0_0"
"What I'm basically saying is....I'm Twilophobic."

2. "So Falala, what's your favorite novel?"
"LYKE OMFG, I LOVE TWILIGHT! I L0VE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. LYKE...THE MOVIE IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGG!OMFG...EDWARD CULLEN! -gasms-"
"Um, please step five feet away from me."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"STEP THE FUCK BACK WOMAN! I'm Twilophobic! Please...I can't handle it! -flees-

Twilophobic by Ashley Nicole; April 29, 2009

Twittaphobic 

Fear of getting caught in lies due to others obsessive twittering.

When an individual will not associate themselves with anyone who is twittering nearby in fear of their dirty laundry being spread.

Ever since my wife caught me lying to her about going to the titty bar due to my friends twitter, I have become extremity twittaphobic.

Twittaphobic by barney_phife September 19, 2009

twitaphobe

A person who refuses to join Twitter and just doesn't see what the hype is about.

person 1: Dude! Follow me on twitter!
person 2: naw man, I don't use that.
person 1: fuck man why are you such a twitaphobe?

twitaphobe by Tweetledee April 27, 2009

timaphobic 

having or showing a dislike toward one that is a tima, specifically a timareen

jeez did you see that girl tima? im bouto become timaphobic 🤢

timaphobic by notsoftjunn March 1, 2021