Twilophobic

Anti-Twilight; the fear of Twilight fangirls and fanboys; hates Twilight in general.

Two Examples. Both Dialouge.
1. "So Ashley, what do you truly believe in? What do you stand up for?"
"I'm Anti-Twilight."
"What? 0_0"
"What I'm basically saying is....I'm Twilophobic."

2. "So Falala, what's your favorite novel?"
"LYKE OMFG, I LOVE TWILIGHT! I L0VE TWILIGHT SO MUCH. YOU HAVE NO IDEA. LYKE...THE MOVIE IS SO AMAZINGGGGGGG!OMFG...EDWARD CULLEN! -gasms-"
"Um, please step five feet away from me."
"EXCUSE ME?"
"STEP THE FUCK BACK WOMAN! I'm Twilophobic! Please...I can't handle it! -flees-

by Ashley Nicole; April 30, 2009