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v. To shamelessly flirt and schmooze on Twitter, knowing the world and his dog could be watching.

We may twirt with an individual we like, or send a coquettish and provocative public tweet deliberately in attempt to sway our online popularity in the social media spectrum. Sometimes this carnal behaviour extends to a tweep of the same sex to encourage eyebrow raising, chinwagging and hence more followers.

A lucky few may meet Mr or Mrs Right. Be wary to check credentials before getting too involved since said twitterer may in fact be an African prince trying to obtain your bank details.
To twirt or not to twirt, that is the question.
twirt by seogeekbabe August 17, 2011
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A Twitter flirt. Someone who is constantly putting flirty messages on Twitter or writing messages to their gf/bf through Twitter.
"He has been Twittering all week about how cute I am. He is such a twirt!"
Twirt by CeruleanGlitter May 9, 2010
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A synthesis of the words 'twirl' and 'divert.' Used to signify when a sequence of events occurs in the wrong order
We had our bloody summer in April with the unbroken sunshine and warm temperatures. Now its actually Summer its cold and wet. Talk about a twirt of the seasons!
twirt by mids99 July 30, 2009
Any means of artificially creating a more favourable climate, weather experience etc for yourself or plants.
1. 'I twirted the forecast this weekend and wend down the South East where the weather was sunnier.'

2. 'How come you've got daffodils flowering in November?'

'I twirted some bulbs by overwintering them in the fridge for a month and then planting in a greenhouse in October.'
twirt by mids99 August 26, 2009
someone you used to think was uncool who you have now realized is cool.
she is such a twirt, how did i think she was uncool?
twirt by sandawitchh February 4, 2008
sounds like 'to erase' – on Twitter, you erase a Tweet and soon realize you regret erasing it more than writing it. #twirase
I twirased what i wrote last.

A: where's your last tweet?
B: i twirased it.

Crap. I shouldn't have deleted that. What a twirase.

*slang: Haha. she busted a twirrrazzze!
twirase by intheeknow July 21, 2009

thirty-five 

number between thirty-four and thirty-six; often times used to express ACT scores/subscores
Justin: Did you hear Jeff got a thirty-five on his ACT?

Surrounding People: Wow, that is a fantastic score!

Jeff: Guys, c'mon I only doubled Karen's score.
thirty-five by tubist69 October 24, 2011