twinzles 

two people who are the bestest of best friends but are not related (obviously) because they came out of two differend vaginas because one could be germaustrian and the other of the half asian/irish breed. these two people are female and are psychopaths that like to make obnoxiously wierd noises (not of the sexual kind but of the what the hell kind) they enjoy spazzing out before lacrosse and talking shit about their school.

"Karen and Erin are such twinzles!"

Mean dick: "What's wrong with those two chicks?"
Nice dick: "Oh, they must be twinzles."

Ass: "I wanna date me a twinzle."

twinzles by twinzlebuddiesmcgooginsstein47 June 28, 2010

twinzle 

A comparative property search engine on the Internet.

I managed to twinzle myself a nice 3 bedroom flat in the suburbs.

twinzle by Dr. Larry Spencer January 6, 2019

twinklestar

hormonal single mother camping a videogame forum

dude, you're such a twinklestar. just stop posting, please!

twinklestar by Tendris November 25, 2007

twinklestar

hormonal single mother camping a videogame forum

twinklestar, just stop posting.

twinklestar by Tendris November 19, 2007

Fat Twinzies 

When people agree about being fat

Callum: wow I’m getting so fat

Tilly: oh wow you have

Wow these must be Fat twinzies

Fat Twinzies by Calulskdjri February 28, 2019

bitch twinkles 

When someone has soft, bitchlike eyes.

Ay yo, that nigga ain't hard, i see the bitch twinkles in his eyes

bitch twinkles by duncanville July 22, 2006

mr. twinkles 

A big purple dildo who is very hairy and has sparkles on him. He is best friends with the buddy o'croddys and loves to fuck them in the ass and will fuck up anyone who says buddy.

Buddy: I need some dick rn
Mr. Twinkles: "Flies in and goes straight for the asshole"

mr. twinkles by Buddy LeRoy October 31, 2017