Twimom

A group of 'adults' who have children and/or are married, who are overly obsessed fans of the overrated 'Twilight' book series. They usually spend their time, neglecting their children, ie. - forgetting to feed them - and also, ruining the dazzle of another, more superior community of 'fans' who go by the name of 'twatlight(ers)'.

"Hey, that kid looks pretty down, underfed and neglected."
"Oh. His mother must be a twimom"

Twimom by twimomsdiaf June 21, 2008

Twimmle 

The act of shitting and pissing into a urinal at the same time.

Dude I just took the fattest twimmle.

Twimmle by HoboMuncher February 3, 2020

twizum 

a $20 bag of weed.

i just bought a twizum. wanna smoke?

twizum by druggs October 27, 2010

twimoms 

Moms who love Twilight who also nauseate their kids.

Girl 1: Can your mom drive us to the mall on Saturday?
Girl 2: Sorry! My mom is going to a Twilight marathon at the movie theater.
Girl 1: She's one of those crazy twimoms!
Girl 2: IKR!!

twimoms by da heck?! October 14, 2012

twimmy 

A woman with two vaginas. The female equivalent of a gwimmy.

That woman has two vaginas: she is a twimmy.

twimmy by pikachusuper March 15, 2020

twinum 

That one person, besides your best friend, that you can trust even if you don‘t talk on a daily basis. Your non-best friend go-to person.

_______________ is my twinum because no matter how many months go by that we don‘t talk, he still puts up with my bullshit when and where I need it.

twinum by that_one_crazy_chick. May 15, 2022

Twimpmatic 

The most awesome gamer and best buddy a buddy could ever have. Is definitely not gay or into men. Also not into dogs like Will buddy says.

Amazing for his ability to tolerate the homophobic lashings of Ecorat and Will buddy.
He worries for Will buddy's homo soul

Twimpmatic is the most amazing dude ever.
Damm that Twimpmatic is a helluva gamer..Call of Duty beast!!!

Twimpmatic by Twimpmatic December 18, 2019