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Twaddiction

Being addicted to the social networking site Twitter, frequently "tweeting" pointless updates about your life
Patient: I'm on Twitter all the time! First thing in the morning, last thing at night... The people following me know more about me than my own family do!

Psychiatrist: I think you may have a twaddiction. Do you tweet singular nonsense things like "lol" and ":)"?

Patient: Yes!!

Psychiatrist: Yeah, it's a twaddiction... I'm just not sure it's curable...
Twaddiction by Dionysia December 11, 2011
Twitter fiction (aka tweetfic)--usually 140 character long complete stories, but can also refer to serialized longer stories written as a stream of tweets.
This guy wrote some really excellent twiction.
twiction by Benraden January 19, 2009

Tikdiction

(noun): a compulsive, chronic, psychological need to view TikTok videos, esp. frequently or for prolonged periods; the state of being Tikdicted

Tikdicted (adjective): the psychological phenomenon of being addicted to TikTok

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My Tikdiction has spiraled out of control. It’s eating into the time I spend figuring out Wordle!
Tikdiction by Waarlowe March 29, 2022

twificionado 

@guykawasaki is a twificionado because he knows the ins and outs of twitter.
twificionado by musix220 May 14, 2009

Twitition 

Where one idiot tries to get a whole bunch of idiots to twitter some sort of response or support to something the Original Idiot (OI) posted. Once the OI's post has gained enough Secondary Idiot (SI's) tweets, whatever they're petitioning for can potentially be noticed by a Huge Idiot(HI), presumably the one that started the whole idiot problem in the first place. Then, this HI sits around and chuckles that the OI and all the SI's have absolutely nothing better to do with their time than be idiots on twitter. Then perhaps to humor all the idiots, the HI does something about where they idiotically f*cked up and spawned a whole bunch of idiocy.
OI-- Someone stole my backstage Justin Bieber Concert tickets, and the company doesn't care! Sign my twitition to help me raise awareness about this Huge Idiot company! It took my almost a year to get the money for those tickets!

SI-- OMG NO, NOT THE TICKETS!!! *tweet tweet tweet*

HI-- WTF seriously? Fine.
Twitition by AnimusArgentis July 3, 2010

trifiction 

the killing of a god.. or sumthing like that.
we are going to perform a trifiction and kill the big ass hol in the sky.!!..??
trifiction by justin t. s. April 21, 2006