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turnip twaddler 

Generic name for any useless consumer gadget of the sort frequently sold on late-night infomercials. Commonly sold together with a tomato musher. Originally from the comic strip Bloom County. Opus was powerless to resist late-night TV hucksters and ended up with a living room full of turnip twaddlers.
"We'll sell you this amazing turnip twaddler for $29.95! But wait! There's more! We'll throw in this tomato musher ABSOLUTELY FREE! Now how much would you pay?"
turnip twaddler by bikergeek November 5, 2012

Tiddy Pang

A version of Wilbur Soot , he like to rap . He's super cool and hot , all the ladies want him .
Its me ! Tiddy Pang , I’m so cool hahahah..
Tiddy Pang by Specy July 1, 2021

Anime Tiddies 

God's gift to Earth.
Secretary Mattis: Why do you want to destroy North Korea?
President Trump: They do not produce a stable economy of Anime Tiddies.
Secretary Mattis: Understandable, have a nice day.
Anime Tiddies by Whatisasoftr August 22, 2017

big tiddy goth gf 

a female that wears black and has dark makeup, and has abnormally large breasts. Also is your girlfriend
Did somebody order a big tiddy goth gf?

I just want a big tiddy goth gf.

Schrödinger’s Tiddy 

Schrödinger’s Tiddy is the condition created when the various men in an audience simultaneously think a female performer is both too exposed and too modest at the exact same time.

(Created during rant by ashleyroboto on December 5, 2019.)
“What do you want?!? I can’t have Schrödinger’s Tiddy.”
"Did you see that girl's tiddies?"
"Don't talk about your sister that way, man."
Tiddies by foffrightoff May 11, 2019