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state twerper 

Any state trooper thats an asshole.
Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.
state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy 

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
twerpectomy by Telephony February 19, 2015
Herpes acquired from a Tinder date.
Rob it was the best date ever and things happened super fast. But a month later I look down and my pee bird is covered in terpees. Stupid Tinder hoes.
Terpees by Rex Holes November 30, 2014

Twirpelling 

What birds do in enchanted forest springs.
Megan and Ania encountered twirpelling birds while walking through an enchanted forest.
Twirpelling by Shawn Chatman September 12, 2008

twexpert 

twitter expert; power user of the microblogging platform twitter
He had been on twitter for over a year, making him a twexpert
twexpert by Amyz5 March 31, 2009
A younger kid that is an annoying pest.
That twerp just stole my sandwich!
twerp by Jon November 10, 2004