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state twerper 

Watch your speed on the highway or a fucking state twerper might get you.
state twerper by jpg3 August 14, 2011

twerpectomy 

A phoney-bologna fake medical procedure sometimes mentioned by the evil babysitter Vicki on the TV cartoon, "Fairly Oddparents".
This procedure is where the patient's tonsils are removed along with his/her will to live.
{Timmy}: I have to go get a tonsillectomy today.
{Vicki}: No Timmy, you're getting a triple twerpectomy!!
twerpectomy by Telephony February 19, 2015

Twerpess 

The female version of twerp, a silly or annoying woman or girl.
I hate her, she’s a twerpess
Twerpess by ladyfzesimp February 21, 2022

twerpette 

A female twerp. Notably used by Team Rocket to refer to Ash Ketchum's female travelling companions, such as Misty, May, Dawn, etc.
Jessie: I'm not gonna let that blue-haired twerpette win the ribbon! I'll win it.
Dawn (after winning the contest): Guess what, bitch - the ribbon is all mine!
twerpette by youtube sucks May 21, 2021

Mad twerps 

A person's ability to roll many joints.
"Yo man, Jennifer's got mad twerps"
Mad twerps by MarijuanaOfficial March 29, 2017

werpie twerpies

Refering to someone who is clearly not having fun.
"He didn't cruise out tonight cuz he was all werpies twerpies."

"Dude, stop being werpie twerpies and just take that shot."