twerp

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.

Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

twerp

a pregnant goldfish.
im not making this up.

i have spent too much money buying food for my twerp and her freaking children.

by SKAylor. July 13, 2006

twerp

Marc Fox

somebody @ the age of 13 who cannot stop being irritating.That is a TWERP

by sombody who knows September 19, 2008

twerp

A person who gets sexually aroused by sitting in a tub of water, farting and then eating the bubbles.

Mason's breath smells like shit because he's a little twerp.

by FRizzo August 23, 2005

twerp

kevin rudd
(prime minister of australia)

guy: omg
girl: what?
guy: kevin rudd is a twerp
girl: omg why?
guy: cos he farts in the bath and eats the bubbles!

by aussiedude January 27, 2008

twerp

somebody who lies more and more on "Internet of Things"

get connected, twerp

by brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr November 12, 2015

twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

by Jack MeHoff January 29, 2005