A penis so small that it can't be picked up with fingers - it requires tweezers. See also penis tweezers.
Sure, he brags about how well-hung he is, but that's just to cover up the fact that he's got a tiny little tweezer dick.
by trump's nightmare January 5, 2018
A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)
Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((
by link-from-zelda :weary: December 12, 2022