tweetle

to post your first and last tweet, and then wish you never opened a Twitter account altogether.

I just tweetled, that's the last time I ever use Twitter.

by Twitler April 1, 2009

tweetle

On twitter when u write a small tweet. Or only write short tweets

don't have much to tweet a tweetle will have to do. She tweetles just to say hi.

by Indi Go Violet August 15, 2009

tweetling

A tweetling is a new Twitter user often with just a profile picture of a egg.

Jim has a new Twitter account. He is just a cute little tweetling

by JHowardKMAC January 20, 2017

tweetle beetle

A rare species of a beetle which is found in East Doodleland off the coast of Greenland. It eats penguin fetuses and they often perform complicated mating ritual where two male rivals fight each other to the death by using paddles in puddles, in bottles, on a poodle, eating noodles. It was discovered by the famous explorer Bob Ross DCCCXC. This great discovery was portrayed in Dr. Seuss' renowned book "Fox in Sox". A great expedition to find this species was attempted in 1863 to find the Tweetle Beetle again, but was promptly failed due to weather conditions, mealstorms, and the lacking of the geographical maps that portray Doodleland. Because of this, many people believe that the Tweetle Beetle is just a myth made up by sailors.

Despite the popular belief, scientific evidence proves that Tweetle Beetles do exist. Thank you all for spending your time of this quite pointless endeavor.

by QuestionBear August 18, 2017

tweetle

Young friend, boyfriend, chum in British boarding schools in the 1900's

He had become my 'tweetle'; and for eighteen month or so he obsessed me… (from "The World, the Flesh and Myself" by Michael Davidson)

by MDUrbandictionary February 5, 2017