Tweeterpated 

(adj.) meaning turned on, sexually aroused.

Sarah told me that Michael made her feel tweeterpated.

Tweeterpated by Deathrockpoet January 15, 2010

tweethate

When the general tweeting audience dislikes a tweeter therefore expressing their tweethate.

In response to the AZ shootings today, hundreds of tweeters expressed their tweethate by retweeting Sarah Palin's March 23rd tweet "Don't retreat...reload".

tweethate by Ladyomygod January 9, 2011

TWEETERBATE 

FEMALE CLITORAL MASTURBATION

"HEY WHERES KK? SHE'S IN THE BATHROOM TWEETERBATING. CAUSE MEN MASTURBATE AND WOMEN TWEETERBATE. THERE IS ONLY ROOM FOR ONE WHEN WOMEN TWEETERBATE"

TWEETERBATE by mudderone602 March 26, 2009

Tweetrape 

@ replying to people so much their whole homepage is filled with your tweets

He was really annoying me so i totally tweetraped him with abuse.

Tweetrape by Porcelainsuicide September 13, 2009

Tweeterbate 

To "Tweet" alone. To gain pleasure from "Tweeting" by yourself. To not accept any followers, just handling your own business.

I've had the most frustrating day, my dog ran away, my boyfriend is being uncommunicative and my hair is a mess, I need to go home and tweeterbate.

Tweeterbate by blonderedhead July 21, 2012

tweenbeater 

Someone who has sex with tweens; or their penis.

"Dude, Nick is such a tweenbeater!"

"Look at the size of his tweenbeater!"

tweenbeater by Minister of Propoganda February 2, 2009

Tweetbeat

A quick hash tag to indicate a tweeter is alive after a near death experience, or doing something really stupid.

Man, I was really worried about @billdollins after his bender, but I was really glad when he posted a #tweetbeat this morning

Tweetbeat by geo_rube October 18, 2012