textapathy 

When someone sends you a text, and you fail to have any interest in encouraging a long 'text' conversation.

Person 1: hey, I've had the worst week ever... I'm about to flip my shit. Uggghhhhhhh... anyways, what's going on with you?

Person 2: nada.

Person 1: oh.... well, did you here about Mark and I.

Person 2: nope.

Person 1: We got into a huge fight a couple days ago ... he started going on and on about some stupid shit I couldn't even follow. Plus he was drunk, and all like 'why are you such a bitch' and blah blah.... and I was all like 'why are you such an asshole'.... and it went like that for an hour. so I just told him to get bent and bounced."

Person 2: oh, that sucks.

Person 1: yeah.... well, shit happens... right. what's wrong with you, is everything ok?

Person 2: I'm fine... guess I just have textapathy.

textapathy by udftw January 17, 2009

Tweetpathy 

1. Where someone is so banal a user of Twitter that you can predict what their Twitter feed would feature without bothering to look or, indeed, follow them.

2. The enlightened position of being too apathetic about something to tweet about it. Often a condition linked with Tweetanthropy.

1. When it comes to Jim, I'm have Tweetpathy - it's going to be another post about his baby.

2. The whole election has me suffering Tweetpathy. Can't be bothered.

Tweetpathy by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetapated 

When your so crazy in love with someone you'll do anything for them, anything at all to get their attention, constantly obsessing over their affection as if it were essential to life.

"You aint' hittin the club tonight?"

"Naw, I'm gonna head home and give my girl some attention. It's mani/pedi night, she likes the way I do it so..."

"Dude, you straight TwEeTaPaTeD, you been talking that lame all week."

tweetapated by The Phreshmaker1700 February 1, 2014