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twatwash 

a person who in normal circumstances could be referred to as a "douchebag" but who has stepped up their game and become a full on twatwash. twatwash is the fluid that has rinsed out a twat that has been unwashed for decades.

twat wash is an industrial strength product, that surpasses anything a douche is able to do!! it's only used in severe cases! usually accompanied by a gas mask;(~

a person who is a twatwash can never not be a twatwash again. after being ordained a twatwash, you are forevermore known as a TWATWASH.

once the "wash" has hit the "twat"...you are a permanent twatwash. the reason for this is because there is no wash (on the market currently) to remove the nastiness from a twatwash once it's been used in a twat cleansing procedure. being referred to as a "twatwash" is the ultimate blow!! there is nothing lower on this planet than a living, breathing twatwash.

when you see a twatwash...run!! unlike when you're sprayed by a skunk...there is no removing the odor of a real-life twatwash once you're "douched" by one!! it is a life sentence of misery;(~
Anne: Have you seen Donna Walsh hitting me 24/7 in Fashion Battle? The girl has some major problems!! I think she might be in love with me or something!?? She's always rubbing on my leg in that game!! What can i do to get rid of her?

Mike: Anne, that bitch is a twatwash! You can smell her coming from miles away!! I suggest you put on your hazmat suit and head for the hills, cause that twatwash has mommy issues and loves riding a leg like no other!! Run!!!
twatwash by barbwirerope June 27, 2010
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Twatwashing 

The act of Hollywood producers remaking classic movies with an all female cast to appease feminists and the SJWs.
Hollywood sure did a twatwashing on both the new ghostbusters and oceans 8 movies.
Twatwashing by RavnusPlatypus September 4, 2018
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twatrash 

can be used as a noun or as part of a simile
"fook off twatrash i'm busy"

"god that person whos following me round the club is harder to get rid of than a twatrash"
twatrash by Midnight Miss Suki September 3, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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