twatbaggery 

Actions which are like those of a twatbag

A: Did you see those two boys egging each other in a crowded cafeteria
B: yeah that sure was some twatbaggery

twatbaggery by Sir twaty January 16, 2010

twatmonger 

A person who is involved with twat in a petty and/or contemptible way.

See also fishorcheesemonger.

Example 1
Person 1: Hey where's Billy?
Person 2: I don't know -- that twatmonger is probably elbow deep in cunt right now.

Example 2
Person 1: So I'm not sure why the girl I'm trying to date is upset with me.
Person 2: Maybe because you're trying to date her but you flirt with her friend who likes you in front of her face.
Person 1: No dude it's cool though because I don't like her friend like that. I just like flirting with her.
Person 2: *Sigh*. Piss off, twatmonger.

twatmonger by I'm Nice May 5, 2010

twatmonger 

A context-sensitive term of either endearment or rebuke.

Coming for a break, twatmonger?
or
Derek, you're such a sausage-fingered twatmonger!

twatmonger by Bellser June 24, 2006

twatboggler 

alternative descriptive pronoun; derivative of cunt, stupid or inept mammal usually female.

That twatboggler just cut me off in traffic!

twatboggler by YertYYe November 28, 2017

twatmonger 

literally, a vendor (trader) of twat

Kyle is the biggest twatmonger this side of philadelphia.

twatmonger by corrolationmajor September 18, 2006

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

twatbuggery by Qwleo April 27, 2005

twatmonger 

A lesbian. Monger as in some fucked up version of the french "Manger", to eat. Literally "twat eatter"

"Why is she talking in such a deep voice"
"She's a raging twatmonger"

twatmonger by BigSpazz February 21, 2009