twatted

I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him

by CiCi March 11, 2005

twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

by cripple July 30, 2004

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

piss poor, useless, rubbish, acting like a twat. Generally restricted to blokes but I have heard it used by women against blokes

That was twatful behaviour. Burnsy, you were being twatful

by bu66ly October 29, 2008

A lot of Arsenal fans were outside Stamford Bridge the other day. In other words, a lot of TWATS were there.

by Goonbater June 19, 2020

To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs

"I was so twatted last night"

by Leanne April 2, 2005

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

by Berry November 24, 2003