"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"
by Squatternutbosh January 2, 2018
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the name given to both the twat and anus when being used at the same time
"oh yeh, i gave that girls twanus a good old licking, started in her pussio and ended in her ass...cheers"

"i had my cock in your pussy and a finger in your ass, your twanus got worked baby"
by Timio April 25, 2007
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(Noun)

1. The female taint.

2. The fleshy tissue located between the twat and anus.
"He was a clumsy lay. He tried to go in hard and instead of sliding right in, he rammed his junk ditectly into my twanus. Broke his dick and bruised my pelvic bone."
by Mirandomness July 24, 2017
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