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tangping 

A Mandarin word, "躺平", literally means "to lie down" , which is widely used on social media and among young people. The word has indifferent connotations.
Tangpingers give up fighting for a better life like they used to. They are in total submission to the status quo and they willingly lower their aims, wishes and even expenditures.
They have no more unrealistic expectations, illusions, pressure or interest in real life. No more ambitions, craving for success, struggle, resistance or fear. They try to be a normal person and chillax.

All they want to do is to lie down, to "tangping" and do nothing. They aren't cooperative and they don't give a F*CK to other people's opinions or blames.
Tangpingers scorn the behaviour of fleecing and milking the Masses by devious capitalists and speculators, which always try to play the young people for sucker.
So no more Pie-in-the-Sky or brainwashing. Either you pay me decent money to get the job done, or I choose to "tangping" and you get nothing.
They try to find the inner peace, happiness and balance, let go of themselves from enormous burdens, pressure and baseless accusations and focus on themselves only.
Tangpingism is a peaceful "demonstration" and non-cooperation movement against social inequalities, exploitation, elitism and meaningless competitions of any kind.
A: Jacob, What the f*ck are your doing? Why are you sitting around? Don't you have a work to do?
B: Boss, I'm tired and I just want to tangping, so f*ck the work.

A: My god, the house price keeps rocketing up, when can I afford an apartment of my own?
B: With your current salary, maybe 100 years later you can get one.
A: Aren't you worried about that?
B: Nuh-uh, I know I can't afford it, so f*ck it, I'm gonna tangping.
tangping by LeoF May 31, 2021
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Wu-Tanging 

Wu-Tanging, a trick derived from the underground hip-hop/rap group known as the Wu-Tang Clan and their love of smoking marijuana, is a trick performed when smoking marijuana in joint form. The trick can be performed at any time while smoking the joint however is usually performed when the joint is close to the end. Wu-Tanging is when the current holder of the joint holds it between their lips and then swallows the rest of the joint while its burning, roach included. This trick is VERY difficult and takes a high tolerance of marijuana and is not completely safe as the cherry of the joint can burn any part of your mouth or throat as it goes down if you are experiencing cottonmouth. The effect is similar to when one stomachs a bong hit, in that the person will have smokey burps and feel very uneasy until the gas has passed.
Greg: Dude watch me Wu-Tang this shit
Kyle: I can't believe you're Wu-Tanging the rest of that joint!
Wu-Tanging by TheRealSequel August 31, 2015

Twanging The One Stringed Bass

Matt's taking his time, what's he doing in there, twanging the one stringed bass?

Tagging my pixel 

Is used to mean that one has had a rather unsatisfying orgasm. It felt good at the time, but was rather rubbish when looked at retropectively.
Bob: I had a terrible night last night
Frank: What happened?
Bob: I was doing cybersex with Jannet and I just ended up tagging my pixel
Frank: Bummer!

Tagging Whales 

The act of having sex with fat chicks.
Contrary to rule number one.
Joe was so drunk this weekend that he didn't remember tagging whales.

toilet tagging 

Refers to when you have passed a bowel movement and left streaks in the toilet.
I spent all day toilet tagging the restrooms at the beach.
toilet tagging by maxjar10 August 11, 2006

Body Tagging 

Someone who does tattooing.
To place ink underneath the skin.
I know a guy who does great Body Tagging.