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Twackerjack 

A sleep deprivated person that is spun out on meth.
Twackerjacks are easily detected by their severe body and facial contortions (see: Monkeyface).
Damn girl! You are completely twackerjacked. Go to bed.
Twackerjack by lledrovc July 25, 2007
Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.
Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her
Twanker by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

Double Twacker Half 

A 30-pack of beer:

Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6

Double Twacker Half = 30
I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.
Double Twacker Half by Pakalypse January 22, 2011
Lily bell
Lily is a the definition of twacker
Twacker by Niggerboi69 June 25, 2019
Somebody who smokes fake weed.
"Hey man you hear about Tom? He became a total twacker always fucked up on that fake shit.. "
Twacker by imdabessss January 26, 2013
A fusion of the already very expressive words twat and wanker to describe a peculiar, even unique, kind of contemptibleness found in those who are both stubborn and awkward, awkward and stubborn.
'You fucking twanker Matthew.'
twanker by anycon December 23, 2004