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Person 1 - "This current situation fucks me off. Does it fuck you off as well?

Person 2 - "Yes. I am also fucked off by this current situation!"

Person 1 - "TWAFO."
TWAFO by ProbablyShouldn'tPostHere January 11, 2023

Twaffle House 

Any place inhabited by a large number of twat waffles.
Dude, this place is a Twaffle House, let's bounce.
Twaffle House by mersidotes November 9, 2006

old traffordish 

The special rules apply in the home games of Man Utd, in favour of them by the referees.

Coined by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger.
The penalty decision was "Old Traffordish". (by Arsene Wenger)
old traffordish by mook8 September 24, 2009

Old Traffording 

The act of smoking marijuana, but covering it up as simply visiting the home ground of football team manchester united, old trafford.
Hey, wanna go old traffording later?
Sorry i cant, im busy cooking eggs.
Old Traffording by jamesbond2007 September 25, 2017
Madison has really turned into a twaffle over the last few days.
Twaffle by DolandTheEpic November 19, 2014
Shorter version of the slang term Twat-Waffle
My ex girlfriend has become an annoying twaffle.
Twaffle by Peebee Enjay November 23, 2016
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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