tuskaneer 

Man who knows EVERYTHING. An absolute intellectual with no need for a woman in his life. Not even gay, just smart. Completely independent you’d probably envy him. Rly attractive even though he probably would give you herpes. But this is only because he sleeps around by getting the most gorgeous girls with his looks. That totally contradicted itself, but tuskaneers are like that.

Ben Shapiro: ugh my wife won’t sleep with me!
Tuskaneer: Lol rly I just piped her last night.
Ben: wtf man I though we were friends!
Tuskaneer: Whatever, I’m totally independent. Got her with my smarts. 7.5/10 body.

tuskaneer by deadbeatdad#3 November 4, 2020

Tuskan Brakes 

The act of reaching over to another riders bicycle and applying his or her brakes in order to slow them down and give you the advantage. Then, yelling the Tuskan raider battle cry as you speed ahead.

That bastard Bob gave me Tuskan brakes on the last uphill before the finish line.

Tuskan Brakes by The Bagmister April 20, 2006

Tuskan Punch 

Tuskan Punch: (noun) When engaging in sexual activity, a male clubs his partner with his penis, using it as a "Gaffi Stick," and sceams out the Tuskan Raider battle cry from Star Wars.

"I was hitting it doggy style when I pulled out and gave her a Tuskan Punch. AARRR ARR ARR ARR AAAARRRR!!!!!"

Tuskan Punch by Luke December 6, 2004

tuskawilla middle school

The shittiest school in Florida. You get sent to the counselor for doing a facepalm and you’ll known as the “suicidal student” for the whole year. Also SO ghetto. People smoke paper, vapes, weed, literally anything. Also they piss down the drains and no staff ever gives a shit so the school is a whole godamn carnival. Not to mention the principal is built like a fucking target manikin-

someone: yea I’m ghetto asf and don’t give a shit about anything. also I’m so desperate for smoking I literally smoke toilet paper rolls.
you: Oh! You must be a tuskawilla student :)
someone: yea lol how did you know btw wanna go steal a exit sign?

someone: I piss down the drains, flip off the teachers, get pregnant at school, ditch class everyday, smoke literally anything mankind has made, and my principle is shitty.

you: that’s twms if I ever saw it.
yuh
tuskawilla middle school in one word is just shitty.

tuskawilla middle school by sam cruz ur fav October 21, 2021

Tuscani 

A Canadian and Korean version of the Hyundai Tiburon which is one of the best cars for the money.

Dude, did you see that Tuscani speed by?

Yeah, it looked really nice.

Tuscani by td March 26, 2004

tuskan 

man slays, everything he dose is perfect bro is a jedi master full fleged coconut cracker dont mess with him, take him to bed and youll be full of led, glock in his cock

josh: hey sexy

tuskan: "breaks pp nad died"

tuskan by wkafn oiawnfwaoin obiwan June 9, 2021

Tuskan raider 

When you bust a nut on a girls face you must throw your arms in the air and scream like a Tuskan Raider in star wars episode 4.

It is encouraged that you have a stick when you do this.

"Yo i was banging this chick and I did a Tuskan Raider on her
"Did you have a stick when you did it?"
"Of course bro"

Tuskan raider by Jabba the slut August 11, 2017