Tuscaloosa

Tuscaloosa is a medium-sized drinking city with a football problem.

Revis liked the party scene in Tuscaloosa.

Tuscaloosa by Cranberry Bob December 22, 2019

tuscaloosa tussle 

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.

I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle

tuscaloosa tussle by White Steel December 10, 2018

Tuscaloosa 2-Step 

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

Tuscaloosa 2-Step by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound 

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Tuscaloosa Two-fer 

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

Tuscaloosa Two-fer by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014

Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle

He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip

Tuscaloosa Rip by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015

Tuscaloosa Abortion 

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.

Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support”

Tuscaloosa Abortion by Ice2esk February 19, 2020