4 definitions by BardleyMcBeard

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle
He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip
by BardleyMcBeard September 11, 2015
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My smile bones hurt when I eat something cold.
by BardleyMcBeard May 21, 2018
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For guys only really... Cock Pits are the area between your junk and your legs...
Its so fucking hot in here my cock pits are soaked.
by BardleyMcBeard February 9, 2008
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