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turtleroodle 

a mystical creature that likes to skate on the pond of the donkers
The turtleroodles and the donkers are partners in crime
turtleroodle by mugwump99 April 19, 2008

turlemon 

A man who has a rump of turkey and head of lemon. Normally first name is Liam. His favorite thing to say (because its all he can say) is BRAUGH! He comes from the magical land of Pandorra.
Liam McBride is a Turlemon and goes BRAUGH!!
turlemon by Turlemon Fan Club October 23, 2012

Turtleson 

A bitch ass nigga.
Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...
Turtleson by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012

Turtlemonkeymandanthingy 

A turtle owned by a monkey who is owned by a man named Dan... There is another "Thing" involved, but I'm not quite sure what it is
"omg a triangle!!!!" Said the turtlemonkeymandanthingy

Turkleton 

A sexual position in which the male holds the female upside down and backwards so the females anus is positioned in front of the males mouth. The female then proceeds to bend backwards and give the male head while the male either eats out her ass, fingers her vag, or both.
I was getting bored of fucking her face to face so we decided to get kinky and try the turkleton.

Turtlegoncorn 

A mix between a turtle, dragon, and a unicorn. The masculine version. noun
I just saw a Turtlegoncorn on land, sea, and in the air!
Turtlegoncorn by Professorunicorn333 February 24, 2010