When in a state of anxiety or after having been struck in the genitals, the penis tends to retract into the body. The name is derived from the turtle's defense mechanism.
Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
Also applies to the bodily response after having gone swimming
by ppadru1 February 14, 2009
The inverted crawl of the male genitalia much like when a Turtle hides his head in his shell. This happens when you spot a woman that once was hot enough that you would have had sexual relations. Now she is such a fright with an additional 40lbs and an extra set of breasts on her back. Just the thought of her makes your penis crawl back into your groin.
Oh my God did you see her? She is such a mess, Just thinking about her gives me TurtleDick. What Happened to her?
by Father Murphy January 09, 2008