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Cat Turtle 

The mythical Cat Turtle is a cat in a hat. It can breathe fire, fly, and it can make lemonade. It has been kept secret from us because of the government. They are hogging these majestic beasts because of their ability of making lemonade. Truth be told the Cat Turtle was the inventor of lemonade but was found and a man person found one. He took ownership of being the true inventor of lemonade.
Hobo Joe- OMG it's da Magical Cat Turtle!

Tyler- I like SLOTHS!
Cat Turtle by Nugget Overlord October 31, 2016
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Turtle Catting

When you crawl around on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 with a riot shield on your back the whole match
Holy shit why the hell can't I kill that bitch on the ground? He's Turtle Catting that's why
Turtle Catting by Mr Pie007 February 17, 2010

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.
With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

two cats and a turtle 

A euphemism for the male genitalia. Two cats (furry balls) and a turtle (the penis which retracts when it's cold).
Would you like to come to my house and sit on my couch and drink some wine? I have two cats and a turtle wink wink.

Catching That Turtle 

When two dudes skip the draft and have gay sex in Oklahoma. The usual fee for this is $100.
You still owe me a Hundo for Catching that turtle.
Catching That Turtle by C-Note-444 January 25, 2021

turtlebation 

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.
Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.
turtlebation by scodder April 9, 2010

turtlemate 

noun
like when you adopt a goat for Oxfam and they pair you with a turtle and you have a turtlemate who sends you presents
Oh look I just got a poster from my turtlemate!
turtlemate by polomate March 7, 2016