turtle boner

A short dude who likes to go for taller chicks that are way out of his league.

Wow, did you hear that Luke started dating Sarah. What a turtle boner.

turtle boner by Dik chez October 14, 2018

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turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

turtle boner by McNogger November 30, 2013

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