One who slumps down and walks utterly slow, resembling a turle or tortise-like creature. He also goes for drag queen whores who wear excessive amounts of makeup and still looks like shit.
"Cmon turtle, we gotta buy some more Revlon"
by William Reyenoso April 20, 2004
evil little shits who are the reason for everything bad in life. little shits.

Jamie W: ah.. it's the turtles again ¬¬'
by meowww-and stuff. October 19, 2011
building up alot of defences in a rts game
that n00b just turtled with 308942394 towers
by Anonymous August 25, 2003
The most beautiful, smart, caring, amazing, talented, sexy, intelligent, funny, interesting, woman in the whole wide world. She's the girl every dude describes when imagining their dream girl and the girl every man describes when imagining their wildest fantasy. She is a best friend, the hommie, and always there when you need her. She is the life of the party and has a smile that turns the worst day around.
If turtle ever gave me a chance to be a part of her world it would make all of my dreams come true. She is all that and a lifetime supply of chips.
by Boo Cakes September 06, 2008
When your doing a chick from behind underneath a coffee table and whenever shes pokes her head or arm out from underneath you get a rolled up newpaper and hit it saying "get back in your shell"
I gave her a turtle last night, she loved it
by Dom dt June 13, 2007
An extremely annoying ass person who has a small head, constantly disrupts the peace of life and thinks they are a part of the group but really is not liked by anyone.
Shit!!!!! the turtle is in the lounge so we have to sneak by so they don't know were going out tonight.
by nip/tuck May 03, 2007
A noun that describes a turd, shit, or any excrement that comes out of one's hole.
I set a herd of turles free into the ocean and my ass is killing me.
by D-Money August 06, 2003

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