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92.
a half-hour (30 minutes).
Q: "Eh, wat time u like meet?"
A: "Howz in like 2 turtles (60 minutes)"
by randywong September 05, 2003
 
93.
a girl that is so hot that you would do anything to sleep with her including biting her turtle head off, which in this circumstance means the initial portion of fecal matter that has peaked its head from the buttocks.
"Man that chick is so hot, I would totally bite her turtle head off."
by Joe Thompson November 26, 2007
 
94.
When you fart, and a little bit of shit comes out.
Oh fuck, a turtle just came out.
by LuLu828 July 27, 2005
 
95.
A flaccid uncut cock without too much foreskin. If the foreskin completely covers the cockhead, it's not a turtle.
It's cold outside, i'm getting a turtle.
by Ryan November 27, 2004
 
96.
A Palestinian who sings reggae.
There is a small turtle who lives in the South End, rides a Ducati, and aspires to be the first furniture-making dentist.
by Keshiki October 25, 2004
 
97.
"Slangwiiiiiiiesh" term fo "pot". Ooooooohuaaaaaaaaaaaa!
E-feezie: "I'm off dat turttle."
Hommie: what?
Fonzerelli: You know, inndoh.
Homie#? Oh, but turtle?.
E-fotywhata: Yeah because it's green and makes you move slow!
by nick November 26, 2003
 
98.
Old people who walk VERY slow.
Maybe I could get outta this place if these damn turtles whold step up the pace!
by Kim and Kathy June 27, 2003