turret syndrome

The tragic misuse and over use of turrets in contemporary residential architecture, where a house inexplicably speaks a turret for no particular reason.

Not to be confused with Tourette syndrome.

Did you see that awful house they are building down the street. It has a bad case of turret syndrome.

turret syndrome by tyler t tomdog September 10, 2009

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome occurs when regardless of how much space you allow for the car in front of you, your passenger involuntarily flinches, shouts, steps on the imaginary brake pedal to avoid what is a certain death.

My wife Beverly and I were in the car, I was at least 10 car lengths behind the car and front of me and they tapped their brakes. Immediately Beverly slammed on the passenger floor board, crossed her arms over her face and screamed. Clearly she forgot to take her Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome medication...

Passenger Seat Turretts Syndrome by Steve the Buckaneer July 25, 2019

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome 

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.

The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010

Turpets Syndrome 

When your pet has turrets syndrome like symptoms.

All of a sudden, my dog pulses with a crazy tic like she has Turpets syndrome.

Turpets Syndrome by daisylovescrazy August 12, 2008