Turnus 

When you're banging her from behind and she turns around asking you to turn her over. You grant her wish and while she's turning around, you take advantage of her vulnerability (much like Turnus in "The Aeneid" taking advantage of the wounded Aeneas) and slap her in the face, rendering her unconscious. You then proceed to fornicate with her unconscious body.

"Dude, she was complaining to me that I wasn't satisfying her last night and as she was turning around I gave her a Turnus."

Turnus by uclaeneas April 15, 2009

Skylines and Turnstiles 

The first My Chemical Romance song written by Gerard Way. Inspired by the 9/11 incident, in which Gerard witnessed. It's the seventh track on their first album, "I Brought You My Bullets, You Brought Me Your Love"

Did you know Skylines and Turnstiles was MCR's first song?

Skylines and Turnstiles by MCRSavedMyLife August 9, 2009

coffee turns cold 

Just like the moon, i will love you silently from afar

like we were once as warm as coffee, before everything turned cold - coffee turns cold

coffee turns cold by badasspig April 29, 2023

she turns heads 

There are two meanings to this phrase. The first is a woman turns heads due to her beauty, the second is she turns heads away so they won't vomit at an unattractive person!

She is so beautiful that she turns heads!

she turns heads by I, Wreckerrr December 14, 2020

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus 

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

Quagmire turns into a toilet 

In Family Guy episode "Baby Got Black," Peter Griffin and the boys are doing a contest to see who stays up the longest throughout the night, Peter Griffin is tired and imagines Glenn Quagmire as a toilet, probably the most amazing thing to happen in Family Guy

Person 1: Yo dude i just Quagmire turns into a toilet
Person 2: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! LIKE FOR FREE IPHONE!!!!!!!!

Quagmire turns into a toilet by GlennQuagmire12345 November 20, 2019

watch that turns into a hamster 

Something very advanced, technologically or otherwise, but completely useless.

A concept or idea that, while 105% awesome, has no real world applications whatsoever.

James Bond: "Hey Q, I've got all these gadgets left I didn't fucking use! This watch, you push a button, turns into a hamster. What was the point of that? And the jam trousers, was that your idea? Fucking useless!"

John: "I've just put up a website that takes your picture and shows you what you'd look like covered in bird poop!"
Jane: "Awesome! And about as useful as a watch that turns into a hamster"

watch that turns into a hamster by MathKills December 22, 2009