(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
by DefinitionWarz October 3, 2006
Slang term for female sexual organs. When a female masturbates it looks like she is spinning a turn table, except this time it's organic. From Dane Cook
w00t! I was walking upstairs to dictblock my friend and walked in on his 1337 spinning her organic turntable!
by di6 November 14, 2007
by Red Strike November 16, 2020
tie the chick to a wheel of fortune and make her spin around til she passes out. after she passes out u untie her and and put her on a bed of nails. while on the bed of nails u tit fuck her until u cum on her neck and chin then u flick each of her eyes til she wakes up. then u teach her how to say boner in chinese while u smack her with a pancake
by amelia randall May 26, 2006
Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
by Stephanie L. August 17, 2005
Line from a Beck song called "Where It's At". Two turntables and a microphone are supposed to represent a dick; the shaft and two balls...
Where it's at!?!? I got two turntables and microphone!
by Asa Guy May 30, 2007
by Luckie 559 February 28, 2021