When the man bends over behind a girl who is also bent over. The man shits so that the shit goes out of his ass and into the woman's. The Man then takes his tongue, puts it into her ass, and attempts to clean the inside of her anus, which if done correctly, will look like a train wreck.
by Crotch Kid99877 July 8, 2010
A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.
Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).
by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022
Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 1, 2023
Something that a man and a woman do together while two hundred miles are between them. And air dance of permisquous notation. Also known as the love dance. You know who you are .
by Tyrone03 September 4, 2012
by Jersey Andy. February 9, 2016
When a man named Slick Rick meets you along the turnpike and offers to engage in erratic and mainly violent homosexual intercourse with you in order to get some spare change to afford a salad.
Yo bro, that man offered me a turnpike salad….I feel like I should help a brother out, plus it’s a win win!
by CharlieWatson10 October 4, 2021
Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.
by parkca01 April 29, 2012