Turnbowed 

The act of not closing or having trouble to close.

Bro you totally Turnbowed on that investment deal yesterday.

Or

Eddie you went on four dates, took the girl shopping and made dinner...did you smash? No bro she says she wants to cuddle. "Turnbowed"

Or

I heard you totally turnbowed with that girl last night!

Or

Derrick Turnbow In eight relief appearances with Milwaukee in 2008, he accumulated an 0-1 record with one save and a 15.63 ERA (11 er/6.1 ip). "Turnbowed"

Turnbowed by Zebra Nation & Scuba June 23, 2011

turnbow 

A very nice young fellow who has a crooked penis in the shape of a j, sometimes referred to as a "j hook"

Nick- "Look at that guy coming out of the shower, he has a crooked penis "

Paul "he must be a Turnbow"

turnbow by hooker62362 October 11, 2013

Turnbowl 

You start by going number 2, diarrhea into a bowl.
Then you grab a friends or boyfriends penis by surprise (while sleeping or not paying attention) and twist/turn it in your bowl filled with excrement.

That's when you yell you've been Turnbowl'ed !!! Bitch!!!

Originated from Mexico.

Originally " Vuelta Peto" Which meant turned penis or penis Honker/Turned Honker or penis circles.

Was renamed by a white male.

I pulled a "Turnbowl" last night on a Reader while he was drunk.

Reader's response: someone must have Turnbowl'ed me last night while i was hammered.

I wish i could " Turnbowl " my teacher, he is suck a prick.

If i am tortured i wish i am never "Turnbowl'ed"

If i see you talking to my girlfriend again, I am gonna give you a "Turnbowl"

Turnbowl by Vladimir Garcia December 18, 2009