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Similar to a SMIB, a Turloc is someone from southern Delaware that exhibits redneck traits and is more than likely inbred. They can be found in large groups at NASCAR races and country concerts in nearby major cities like Philly and DC.
You can tell you’re in Turloc country when the American flags are replaced with confederate flags and every driveway has a car on cinder blocks parked in it.
Turloc by 666months_overdue February 2, 2019
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A Turloc is a fat person who never bathes and has a limited cognative ability. This person is usually quite stubborn and thinks that they are clever. A Turloc's traits may also include an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to annoy the hell out of a selected person continuosly without any hope of stopping.
Bill: "God that boys a turloc!"
Turloc: "I'm not a turloc! I use deodorent, iv no need to wash!"
Turloc by Mr Giger August 1, 2005

Roman Turbocharger 

1. When two people 69 underneath bed sheets, ideally white ones that resemble a traditional Roman toga, while each one holds a can of Red Bull or similar energy drink in one hand and slams it.
Friend #1: How did your night go with your new lady-friend Tanya, (or if talking to a woman, your new guy-friend Steve)?

Me: Wowwwww, Tanya/Steve and I Roman Turbocharged last night under the sheets, it was sooooo intense!

Friend #1: Please tell me more about this Roman Turbocharger you speak of!

Me: Basically, we got under the sheets, 69'ed, and slammed Red Bull!

Friend #1: Wow, sounds awesome, I will definitely be trying that next time I'm with my GF/BF!!
Roman Turbocharger by Bill Sportz February 14, 2013

turdocracy 

This is a government that is intentionally abusive towards the persons autocratically governed; literally, a government that acts like a turd.
Gen. Benjamin F. Butler's military rule over New Orleans is a classical example of a turdocracy in action with its arbitrariness and studied offensiveness: he was a steaming turd in every way.

turbocunt 

Someone who exceeds the regular word 'cunt'. the person is so lame, so stupid, and so retarded that the word cunt cant be used to describe the individuals characteristics and actions.
Guy #1: Dude, you see that girl?
Guy #2: Yeah, shes a cunt!
Guy #1: no way dude, that girl is a turbocunt.
Guy #2: Dude, i never knew there was such a word!!
turbocunt by Emoney9807 April 21, 2009
The greatest type of guy you can meet. There is no one better than this guy. He us talented at every thing. And he is the most hilarious person you will ever meet. And he's so handsome.
Wow that guys amazing.

He must be tarlochan

Turbocrutch 

The act of using crutches at lightning fast speed. Most likely used when you have a broken leg or ankle and you need crutches, and people are yelling at you to hurry up.
Guy 1: "Dude! Hurry up, I need to get to class and your crutching too slow!"

Guy 2: "Hey, I'm going as fast as I can!"

Guy 3: "Come on, man, Turbocrutch!!"
Turbocrutch by Volleyball Blaiser September 30, 2011