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Northern Californian slang for a turkey sandwich which includes heart-stopping amounts of mayonnaise. Used as population control for Subway sandwhich eaters.
Paramedic: "Damn I hate Subway"

"Why?"

Paramedic: " I have had to go there 5 times in the last month to pick up the bodies of turko eaters."
turko by Clive Owens July 9, 2009
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slang term for pussy that I saw in a movie once
I'll put a fistfull in your mom's turko if she's not careful.
turko by HOOTHOOTHOOTHOOT December 16, 2019

El Turko 

An alias given to someone who is of Greek descent. The meaning of the term is “the turk” in Spanish, and since the Greeks and Turks hate each other, it only seems appropriate.
El Turko, why are you so bad in beer pong?

I’m the best, the Greeks invented this game, the Turks are the ones that suck.

You don’t know the irony in that statement.
El Turko by la playa es bonita August 31, 2013

turbobloke 

John Kaczynski like, right wing , pompous, climate change bore.

Turbobloke wrote near to one hundred thousand lies over twenty years on a car forum but nobody actually cared.
Looks like grandad’s joined a cult, best forget about him, he’s with turbobloke now!”
turbobloke by dokic November 7, 2019

Turbo Wrecked 

What HopCat gets in most of his games
"I'm getting turbo wrecked right now" -HopCat on Wednesday, April 29th, 2020
Turbo Wrecked by CZea April 29, 2020

turbo encabulator 

An instrument that allows transmission that not only supplies inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but is also capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motions of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magnetoreluctance and capacitive directance.

The original machine had a baseplate of prefabulated Amulite, surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the pentametric fan. The latter consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzel vanes so-fitted to the ambifacient lunar wane shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots in the stator, every seventh conductor being connected by a nonreversible trem'e pipe to the differential girdlespring on the up-end of the grammeters.

The Turbo Encabulator has now reached a high level of develement, and is being successfully used in the operation of nofer trunnions. Moreover, whenever a barescent skor motion is required, it may be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocating dingle arm to reduce sinusodial depleneration.
1: "Hey bro, check out that turbo encabulator"
2: "Whoa, check out that prefabulated Amulite on it!"
turbo encabulator by fizzixxxx December 3, 2011