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turkey bean 

A turkey bean is a hot Italian stud lover who always makes you happy. He's the type of person that you want to spend the rest of your life with because you can't imagine yourself with anyone else. Every time you see him it's tiiiiimmmme to giiiiive him huuuuuggggs and you'll never stop loving him, no matter what hard times you go through with him. NO ONE will ever be better than da juju!!!!
Oh my gahhhhh look at that fiiiinnnne ass turkey bean.
turkey bean by ToddieB October 19, 2006
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Green bean turkay wang 

Green bean turkay wang is an upcoming song title for the greatest song writer in history chrisy poo. It is a mixture of green beans and turkay wings.
Green bean turkay wang, put it in the oven and hear it sang

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.
Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

turkeybendalar 

A good example of the turkeybendalar.
This is how you can trick your friends and relatives.
Ask someone if they would like to see a turkeybendalar.
When they say yes just take there wrist and twist it behind
there back and up. Behold the turkey bending.
Similar actions would be wedgie or snuggy.
I showed my brother the turkeybendalar and he was not pleased.
turkeybendalar by cruger- October 30, 2007

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026