Turkamayne is a character created by the amazing Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides. Turkamayne's mixtape will be coming out sometime in 2014.
"Turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turkturkturk turk"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!
Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them (stanky leg), then sticks the opposite hand in the air, moves their waist up and down (as if they were riding a dolphin) and makes the sound of a dolphin