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turkamayne 

Turkamayne is a character created by the amazing Andy Biersack of Black Veil Brides. Turkamayne's mixtape will be coming out sometime in 2014.
"Turkamayne aint got not hands so put those nubs up in the air and turk turk turk turk"
"Turkamayne don't wear no shirt. Turkamayne just get sunburnt"
"Take two turkeys, put em on your hands. Step right up and see the Turkamayne!"
turkamayne by Turkamayne December 31, 2013
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One who rides a Turkish rocket.
"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"
Turkanaut by Hals01 March 2, 2010

Turkastrophe 

When something goes horribly wrong with the turkey for Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner.
Your Dad says "Just look after the bird and I'll do everything else" and you forget to take it out of the freezer to thaw in time. Stores are all closed. Oh the turkastrophe!

Or you're used to buying a fresh turkey, you opt for a frozen one and it totally sucks, deeming it a turkastrophe!
Turkastrophe by LindseyJay December 25, 2009

Turkan brand 

During sex the male puts a rug on the females back and lights the rug on fire while ejaculating.
I gave my wife a Turkan Brand last night.
Turkan brand by PapaSmurf35 July 17, 2017
A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them (stanky leg), then sticks the opposite hand in the air, moves their waist up and down (as if they were riding a dolphin) and makes the sound of a dolphin
Teach me how to Turka, teach me teach me how to Turka.
Turka by Dolphins<3 November 23, 2010

turkaturk 

the front tail that most males bestow down yonder.
mark: aye lil mama
rinny: scram
mark: no
rinny: stahp it.

mark is being a turkaturk

mark let his turkaturk flow in the wind.

romney's turkaturk is undeveloped.

beyonce does not bestow a turkaturk, but if she did, it would be the fiercest one around town
turkaturk by hades@hades April 6, 2014