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A friend that has a girl friend that brings DRAMA to all friends when having a good time
that guy is such a turkaloaf
by oswald coble pot October 28, 2006
NOUN: A lying lazy fat ass son of a bitch friend that everyone has who always mooches for gas money; smokes and booz.
I have a friend who is a total turkaloaf.
by mcgroin October 25, 2006