Dahn Turgenson 

The mystical beast that lies dormant beneath the Sea Of Yeast. Can be resurrected by following the example below.

Jesse James: Dahn Turgenson was my idol until he softened up and got all bitched out by tricks, snitches and fake ass gangstas.
Chicken McGreen: Well, at least he can still be resurrected right?
Jesse James: Yep he can.
Chicken McGreen: How?
Jesse James: We must emblem as many late model Buick Riviera as possible.
Chicken McGreen: Then what?
Jess James: We must then take all the emblems and stick them to as many Ford Aspires as possible. It must all be be done under the full moon. Then The Dahn Turgenson shall rise the next morning.

Dahn Turgenson by Dahn April 14, 2008

fuckin turgeon 

a term used to make fun of dan turgeon

fuckin turgeon, what are you doing? just buy the damn colts.

fuckin turgeon by Vagina March 6, 2004

Turgeon 

You can't be any more badass than this.

She is so supermegafoxyawesomehot, she must be a Turgeon!

Turgeon by Rjay March 9, 2012

Derek Turgeon 

He is loving, Caring, and Passionate. He enjoys working out and cooking. He has beautiful Hazel eyes that water when he yawns. he is tall, but not too tall; might have to stand on your tip toes to reach his lips..but its worth it. He has the most beautiful smile and heart stopping laugh. He is strong and not just physically but emotionally too, he can do anything if he just puts his mind to it. His family means the world to him. He is outgoing and adventurous and loves to have fun. He is wonderful in all ways imaginable. Great in bed too!

Derek Turgeon will always be there no matter what.

Derek Turgeon by babyb00 July 5, 2012