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Elongated version of turd.
"Dude, mind that dog turdus!"
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
One part Turd, two parts Urdu.

The essence of all that resides within, and to, the Sub-South-Asian continent.
A: "That food looks like its from Pakistan or India"

B: "Yeah, it looks mad Turdu... does it taste like fire?"
by The Waan March 18, 2009