I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!
by Brown Fury May 31, 2009
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Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
I found a nice piece of turdite today.
by worderizer January 6, 2021
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