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Turd world problems

When you have sat down on the toilet for a shit, and you realise you don't have your smart phone.
Oh for fuck's sake, the turtle is poking his head out, and my phone is downstairs. Turd world problems are the worst.
Turd world problems by bumchutney September 21, 2014

Biggest turd in the world 

Dakotas bitch ass
The biggest turd in the world is a term used to describe Dakota Riley’s bitch ass

word turd 

A pejorative term applied to the unacceptable words and phrases submitted to Urban Dictionary.
Surfuckingprise, another word turd just came down the chute from that hyperlexical “genius,” Dr Bunnygirl.
word turd by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019

word turd 

A word turd is a novel way of saying 'essay'

Use with 'squeezing out a' for maximum effect
Dude 1: 'Dude are you coming out for something to eat tonight?'

Dude 2: 'Nah sorry, I'm squeezing out a word turd for tomorrow...'

:(
word turd by Fishaah November 19, 2010

word turd 

not being able to get words out; like being constipated, but with words.
Dude 1: Dude, spit it out!

Dude 2: Sorry Dude, I just had a word turd
word turd by haramb3 November 24, 2016
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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